A: Because we need to bring ourselves to a-count each day!
Q: If a Bahai opened up a dry-cleaners, what would it be called?
A: Blessed is the Spot.
Q: Why was Baha'u'llah such a good interior designer?
A: He turned abasement into glory!
Q: Why don't Bahá'ís get headaches?
A: Baha'u'llah gave them tablets!
Q: How did Abdu'l Baha pay for his travels in the United States?
A: He used MASTER-card!
Q:What airlines did Abdu'l Baha fly?
A: UNITED!!!
Q: What's the Nightingale of Paradise named?
A: "Lo"
Q: What is the baha'i motorcycle??
A: Ya ma ha
Q: What is the name of the Baha'i Search Engine?
A: Ha-Google-ah
(my personal favourite
)Q: Why doesn't Dracula become a Baha'i?
A: He can't stop backbiting!
Q. How many Baha'is does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Baha'is don't do that. They teach the light bulb, and if it wants to transform, it'll change itself!
Q: How many Baha'i Youth does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to hold it, the rest to move the world!
Q: Why were the Baha'i youth running?
A: Because they were being "chaste"
