Q:Why do Bahais need to visit Dracula?
A: Because we need to bring ourselves to a-count each day!
Q: If a Bahai opened up a dry-cleaners, what would it be called?
A: Blessed is the Spot.
Q: Why was Baha'u'llah such a good interior designer?
A: He turned abasement into glory!
Q: Why don't Bahá'ís get headaches?
A: Baha'u'llah gave them tablets!
Q: How did Abdu'l Baha pay for his travels in the United States?
A: He used MASTER-card!
Q:What airlines did Abdu'l Baha fly?
A: UNITED!!!
Q: What's the Nightingale of Paradise named?
A: "Lo"
Q: What is the baha'i motorcycle??
A: Ya ma ha
Q: What is the name of the Baha'i Search Engine?
A: Ha-Google-ah
(my personal favourite )
Q: Why doesn't Dracula become a Baha'i?
A: He can't stop backbiting!
Q. How many Baha'is does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Baha'is don't do that. They teach the light bulb, and if it wants to transform, it'll change itself!
Q: How many Baha'i Youth does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to hold it, the rest to move the world!
Q: Why were the Baha'i youth running?
A: Because they were being "chaste"
Bahai jokes
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Bahai jokes
"I have desired only what Thou didst desire, and love only what Thou dost love"
Re: Bahai jokes
I'm still experiencing errors when I try to post nearly anything...so I put some of the jokes I found here:
http://pastebin.ca/1249493
http://pastebin.ca/1249493
"To be a Bahá'í simply means to love all the world; to love humanity and try to serve it; to work for universal peace and universal brotherhood." -- `Abdu'l-Bahá
Re: Bahai jokes
How many Baha'is does it take to screw a lightbulb:
Nine to consultate each other in order to take the decision that they actually will change the lightbulb, then one to bring the ladder, one to change it, one to hold it while the other is on the ladder, and one to make tea for the others... So 13 in total ^o^
Nine to consultate each other in order to take the decision that they actually will change the lightbulb, then one to bring the ladder, one to change it, one to hold it while the other is on the ladder, and one to make tea for the others... So 13 in total ^o^
Re: Bahai jokes
By the way, I didn't quite get the one with google, your favourite one...
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Re: Bahai jokes
ciwan wrote:By the way, I didn't quite get the one with google, your favourite one...
Huququlah.... "ha-Google-ah" ....
"I have desired only what Thou didst desire, and love only what Thou dost love"